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according to common understanding, there are precisely 102 kinds of software: useful software and useless software. it is my intent to prove this wrong, by producing software that blurs the boundary between clearly useless and hey maybe the author had a point. most of my products still fall close to either one of the categories though.
usually the latter.


my prouder achievements include tug of vote, a collaboration tool that’s just shitty enough to be easy to use but not shitty enough to overly frustrate you.

i also work a lot on BLIMP, a discord moderation and tooling bot. you can use it, too! it’s quite neat1. it does a lot of useful things because it’s mostly scooping up features from other bots that implemented them first and then broke or went premium™. it’s licensed under AGPL, so it won’t ever do that at least.


the majority of my time is spent with these. the highlights, briefly: Useless Box++, link elongator, virtual outdated machine, and all of it, madness.


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  1. blimps are neat.↩︎